Don’t Ask, Don’t Tell – It’s Not Just for Homos Anymore

In the wake of last week’s horrifying act of anything-but-Islamic-terrorism perpetrated by the “Allahu Akbar!” shouting Nidal Malik Hasan and the subsequent State-controled media’s comically persistent attempts at promoting spin the likes of which would’ve made George Orwell’s imagination explode, we have learned something:

If you’re an Islamic fanatic currently embedded in the ranks of the U.S. military, we really don’t wanna know.

So do try to keep it to yourself, okay?