The Ultimate (and completely safe) “Debate”-Watchers’ Drinking Game: Presidential Edition

As Debate Night approaches, America is as fearful and frazzled as ever. Many weak, rudderless Americans are terrified (and therefore easily manipulated by fear) and many questions are begging to be answered. Questions like: Which candidate will be more overtly satanic in tonight’s debate? Habitually twitching and passing out Hillary, or the personification of unrepentant […]

Trumpamania runs wild! (Yes, he can really win…and yes, we really deserve him.)

August 6. That’s the day America is waiting for. That’s the day that it is on! August 6 in Cleveland, Ohio: Trumpamania gets real. Or unreal. Or more unreal. Or…well…you get the picture. Whatever it is, this Trumpamania thing is getting serious. Seriously funny, seriously sad, and seriously bizarre all at the same time. It’s […]