Corpseman Obama has a plan. And it’s working. (In the progressive sense of “working”.)

Sure, he may not be the brightest bulb in the pack, but he’s still The One and can at least usually read accurately from a teleprompter. When he does, his message is clear:

He’s all about expanding the slave state in America.

With your money.

Neat, huh?

Just think of it: He is quite literally buying slaves and locking ’em up long-term for himself and his progress-minded Chicagoland pals with the money that you have earned, all while telling you to just sit down and shut up about it already. Clearly, The Corpseman isn’t as dumb as he often sounds. He has been given power, and he is using it. All of it and then some. He knows what he’s doing, he’s doing it well, and the potential reward is incalculably valuable – that being the very soul and character of the greatest nation in human history.

Slavery, like everything else in the progressive worldview, is a relative term. You see, individual surrender to a dominant State is “good slavery”. So, with the State slave mentality building such momentum under the watchful, determined guidance of The Corpseman, this is an exciting time for advocates of the progressive movement in America. We are on the verge of witnessing the fundamental transformation of this once individuality and liberty embracing nation into the latest and greatest progressive slave state. From the perspective of tens of millions of apparently quite happy and content slaves, this is a beautiful thing.

It’s a simple concept. It’s brutal. It’s sad. It is culture destroying. It’s transformative.

It is: Change.

And it sure does sell well in much of what was once the land of the free and home of the brave.

It also works. Politically, I mean.

The math is simple and with every new or expanded government program (and taxpayer obligation) it is perpetually being inched in the progressives’ favor. With every slave added to the rolls, the balance of power in the nation continues to snowball and roll in one seemingly inexorable direction: South (and I don’t mean Dixie).

And what are we left with as a primary obstacle to this seemingly unstoppable slave state agenda?

The Republican Party.


Don’t do it!

Don’t jump!

Slowly…back…away…just come on down off that ledge.

You can do it. C’mon now…we have to stay cool.

We can get through this together.


I know it’s bad, but we have to face reality. As the twelve-steppers like to say, the first step to solving a problem is admitting that it’s there. And oh mama, is the Republican Party ever a problem.

Even now, we hear DC-based Democrat Lite members talking about how we can deal with and keep parts of the Obamacare monstrosity that was maniacally ramrodded through the shell of a political process left in our nation’s ruling city.



You gotta be kidding!

Who cares about the Constitution? Who even reads the thing anymore?

So glad you asked.

You see, there is this group out there. I was gonna say “little group out there”, but they are actually quite large. Millions strong. And growing. Fast.

You’ll probably be hearing a lot about ’em this week as April 15th rolls around, and even more as November draws near.

They’re the group most likely to make the GOP a third party in American politics. But that’s a story for another time.

For now, let’s take a moment to simply bask in the brilliant glow of The One. He is fundamentally changing America, just as he promised.

So hat’s off to Corpseman Obama! The man believes in something. He will do whatever it takes to bring about his hopey-changey progressive dream. He has core values. He will fight for ’em. Chicago style.

And he is winning in a big way.



Copyright 2010 S.A. Buss – Feel free to re-post this piece, but only with the copyright included and a link to Fire Breathing Christian whenever possible. Thank you!

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