The insanity of reality is sure making satire tough to ID....

While satire may not be the most important casualty (or even in the top ten) where our culture's headlong, church apathy-fueled plunge into darkness...

Salt, Light, & Child Sacrifice To Drag Queens

As we roll into August, two sad trends are likely to continue: 1. Public schools will continue to deny Christ as Lord while embracing the...

Why is each successive generation of public school product more Socialist...

  It's August again, which, in even numbered years like this one, means two things 'round these parts: 1.) The vast majority of Americans -...

Three Points To Ponder On Primary Election Day

I'm only in my forties, but it seems very old of me to remember a day back when American conservatives actually seemed to want...

To despise the Law of God is to despise the Son...

If we have a low regard for God's Law, we a have a low regard for God's Son. We don't hear that much from American...

The Purposefully Paralyzing Power Of Identity Politics . . . And...

The cultural chaos unfolding around us is no accident. The assault upon God-given institutions and (*gasp*) hierarchies is quite purposeful. It's no coincidence that as our...

The Left’s Long March To Dominating . . . Dying Dinosaur...

It's easy to be distracted from a good joke when the world is burning around you. But sometimes the joke is so good - so...

The One Thing They Can’t Allow Us To Realize: WE DON’T...

Of the many fundamental, life- and world-defining truths that Right-and Left-wing advocates of The System cannot abide us getting a handle on, among the...

Old America-First Socialists & Young Public School Trained Socialists: The Two...

What does a $21,000,000,000,000 debt + a bunch of "conservatives" championing a brand new American government Space Force add up to? Even more debt bondage...

Want to actually end the illegal immigration problem? Ditch the Welfare...

What does the average American want more: The Welfare State or a real, working, easily implemented solution to the ongoing illegal immigration crisis? For roughly...

Does MAGA Trump Scripture? Mike Pence Seems To Think So. ....

When it comes to the contrived, controlled Left/Right paradigm promoted by the system under which we (temporarily) live here in the "land of the...

Signs Of Our Culture Of Death

One of the telltale signs of a culture of death is its devaluing of children. Here in 2018 America we're well down that road, happily...

3 Things To Remember When Public School Teachers Go On Strike...

Public school product just gets worse and worse. Trusted old cover-up tools like grade inflation aren't getting the job done anymore. Wave after wave of super-confident...

When do we call an idiot factory an idiot factory? Would...

What if the vast majority of an entire wave of public school product couldn't even read or understand mathematics proficiently? What if two thirds (that's...

It’s Not Government’s Job To Protect Us From Weeds

It's not the job of government to protect us from weeds. You'd think that much would be obvious, especially to self-described conservatives, and doubly so...

What will it take for American pastors to preach the Word...

One of the most tragi-comedic displays emanating from self-described Christians in America these days is the way that most of them still excuse, defend,...

What if Russia launched missile strikes on Planned Parenthood operations in...

It's been a revealing year or so here in "the land of the free" and the home of the NSA. The American Perpetual War Machine...

10 Real Meanings Of “We Can’t Afford To Homeschool!”

What would you give up in housing, car(s), clothes, vacations, and/or toys in order to get (or keep) your little ones out of the...

10 Things Christians Should Know About Government

As Christians in 2018 America we've been blessed with opportunities that few others in human history have even come close to experiencing. For this...

Anything Worth Funding Can And Should Be Funded VOLUNTARILY

Wanna see just how far from freedom-loving even the typical "conservative" in America has become? Ask 'em why their precious public schools should be funded...

Government Deploys Public School Drones In Battle For “Gun Control”

The drones are coming. Not the unmanned mechanical kind that we've become all too familiar with in recent years, though the drones we're talking about...

Nobody Does Mass Shootings Like Governments Armed With Gun Control

Every time there's a mass shooting in America, advocates of centralized power in media, politics, and government use that event as an opportunity to...

What’s the real “state of the union”? Do we even want...

It's that "State of the Union" time again, a time when political leaders at State and Federal levels give grand speeches yammering on about...

BFFs Be Gone! Public Schools Now Want To Ban “Best Friends”

First public schools gave up on even attempting to coherently define such tricky concepts as "boy" and "girl", banking on the fact that most...

Swamps, Shitholes, And 13 Things To Remember As The FISA Memo...

How sadly appropriate it is that a week begun with relentless media obsession over President Trump having supposedly referred to certain nations as "shitholes"...

You Can’t Vaccinate Away Stupidity (But You Can Vaccinate Toward It)

It's flu season again in America. Which means that every Walgreen's, CVS, school, and hardware store here in "the land of the free" and the...

True Freedom REQUIRES The Freedom To Fail

1. The primary purpose of State "help" is to foster State dependence. 2. More and more Americans love - and demand - State "help" in...

Weaponized Ignorance: The Great Success Of Public Schools

Public schools don't get nearly enough credit for the truly amazing job they're doing. In an age when wildly inaccurate things are routinely paraded around...

Bad Gas: How American Politicians Constantly “Help” Americans Avoid Adulthood

It should come as no surprise that professional politicians - men and women who sit atop ginormous bureaucratic systems loaded with State-approved "professionals" of...

What “National Security” Really Means

One of the Pavlovian trigger phrases routinely deployed to promote our blind adoration and defense of The Establishment ruling over us is the notion...

Raising Christian White Boys In A Culture Programmed To Hate Them

Oooooohhhhh...did you see that title?! It says "white boys"! Right there in the middle! White! Right before "boys"! Can you believe it?! I mean, in 2017 America - the self-described...

49% Of Americans Now Support Slavery…As Long As It’s Slavery To...

"Who owns you? Does the American State own you or do you own you? According to most American Christians, particularly those of a self-identified conservative bent,...

The Evil of Gun Control (1 Minute of Truth VIDEO)

What's so evil about gun control? That's a question we addressed in a recent post entitled What Gun Control Really Means, and that's the question we...

House Of Cards Indeed

Who knew Kevin Spacey could get even better at playing an American politician? As if our approach to politics, law, and leadership wasn't gay enough or...

Catalonia Votes To Secede From Spain; State-Programmed Americans Confused And Suspicious

How cool would it be if there was a real group of people somewhere in the West who would actually take a stand by peacefully seeking independence from the massive...

Why not revoke the government’s license to issue licenses?

What could be more idiotic than the notion of requiring a professional to attain a license from the U.S. government in order to practice...

“Indivisible” Government = Idolatry Of Government

Every time a so-called conservative in America argues for the "indivisibility" of any particular government above any particular people, which they can't seem to help...

Vouchers vs. The Separation of Education and State

Let's be clear about a few key facts: 1. Government distributed vouchers are Socialism. 2. Vouchers are the forced redistribution of resources in accordance with basic...

The Debt-Fueled Farce Of Dow 23,000 (And How We Sacrificed The...

Nothing says American prosperity like the stench of young bodies burning in a furnace to fuel the rank Socialism of America for just a little while...

Know Your Flags

Nothing says scam like the ol' switcheroo. And nothing screams switcheroo like the way we've been programmed to pretend that the current flag of the...

How The American State Grooms Us For Perpetual War With Russia

Ask the average American public school product to find North Korea, Iran, Syria, or any of the other nations atop America's hit list of the...

How To Tell When Someone Truly Loves America (Hint: Mark 1:15)

With all the talk, pressure, and propaganda flying around these days on the subject of what it means to properly love or respect America,...

False Flags vs. Real Action: Could the President please stop tweeting...

So the President tweets endlessly about making people sing to the flag, yet he can't seem to find the time to do something real...

Compulsory Patriotism Is Murdered Patriotism

Compulsory patriotism is murdered patriotism. Just as compulsory charity is murdered charity. Both concepts flatline - or, perhaps better put: both concepts are radically transformed from something beautiful...

If an abused wife can leave a marital union, why can’t...

Abusers love control. They love to make "the rules". Once given the ability to make those rules, they love to abuse through them. So it should...

What Gun Control Really Means

Let's be clear about one thing: "Gun control" is not about the elimination of guns. It's not about removing guns from the culture. Gun control...

Decentralization, the *real* Gospel, and how we’ll soon wave buh-bye to...

Big Government. Big Business. Big Education. Big Banks. Big Media. These are the Big Problems routinely propped up and promoted by the Big Political Parties on the...

Should “Salt And Light” Christians Take A Knee During The Socialist-Written,...

Should those claiming to be "salt and light" in State-run children's schools take a knee or protest/decline in some other way when prompted to...

Beware The Emotional Ploy To “Put Politics Aside”

When someone says that we need to "keep politics out" of something, be it a football game or a recent tragedy, you can usually rest...

Catalans Vote For Independence; Federal Government Responds By Shooting And Beating...

What do self-described "indivisible" governments do when pesky things like democracy get in the way of their claim to indivisibility? Put another way, what happens...

What Barcelona Is Teaching America (And The Rest Of The World)...

While most "conservative" Americans have been racing to see who can bend over backwards the fastest to lick the proverbial boot of compelled American...

Is it ever okay to refuse to salute (or sing or...

Little children, keep yourselves from idols. ~ 1 John 5:21 Is it ever okay to refuse to salute the U.S. flag? Is it ever okay to refuse...

Why are “conservatives” using the blood of soldiers as a shield...

When an emotion-fueled zealot can't manage to stitch together an actual argument to accompany or justify their passion, they tend to double down on emotion and hope nobody will...

When Idols Collide: What is God showing us by pitting two...

While many of the conversations and commentaries supposedly aimed at examining the ongoing Patriotism vs The NFL drama are loaded with silliness and distract...

Does the U.S. flag respect my economic freedom? (See: $20,000,000,000,000.00 National...

What if a group of people conspired to sell your child into slavery? What if they conspired to sell you, me, our children, and our...

Newsflash: Singing The National Anthem *IS* A Political Statement

Of all the mind-blowingly stupid ideas being tossed around during The Great American National Anthem Crisis of 2017, one of the more revealing nuggets of...

Would the Founding Fathers say the Pledge of Allegiance?

Here's a question that modern day America worshippers don't want you to ask: Would the Founding Fathers pledge their undying personal loyalty to the indivisible...

Babies, Culture, And How Math Works In God’s Creation

Our "culture of death" has many faces, some of which we have no trouble confidently identifying and whining about at the drop of the hat....

How Creepy Clown “Conservatism” Sells America’s Young Into Bondage

Right now American children are being sold into bondage. You know it. I know it. Everybody knows it. But we keep doing it anyway. Why? This seems...

The Blessing Of Inequality

Let's consider what is rapidly becoming a forbidden question: Isn't it good that some people are made by God to be better than others...

Taxes In “Land Of The Free” Overtake Cost Of Food, Clothing,...

As we've covered here time and again, thanks to the advent of property tax, it's impossible for an American to actually own a home...

Why True Freedom Is Now Un-American

What if you saw a very large middle aged woman with her back arched proudly and her nose pointed in the air as she slowly rolled through town on a...

As The Social Security Scam Nears Its End, Working Millennials Can’t...

Do many Millennials have a well-deserved reputation for being lazy, self-absorbed, emotion-driven snowflakes with a mind-blowingly awful entitlement mentality? Oh yeah, sure. After generations of American parents singing...

10 Evils Parents Teach Their Kids By Sending Them To Public...

“Hear, O Israel: The Lord our God, the Lord is one. You shall love the Lord your God with all your heart and with...

What Seattle’s Socialist Insanity Tells Us About America’s Socialist Insanity

Stealing is the norm in America. This has been so for longer than any of us can remember because it has been so for longer...

Loving America As Free People vs. Worshiping America As State-Dependent Slaves

How important is it for us to love America rightly? What are the dangers of us loving America wrongly? The answers to both questions are shining...

The Rise Of Decentralization And The Fall Of Fake News

Decentralization. It's one of our most favoritest things to chronicle here at Fire Breathing Christian. The decentralization of media, education, publishing, industry, finance and political power...

Is God about to grind a proud, unrepentant America under His...

Okay, so with the latest in a long line of saber-rattling over Syria hitting the news this week, and our perpetual march to (ever more)...

US Army Gives God The Finger (Again)

Pride kills. America is all about pride. You do the math. For those who are a little slow (or a lot in denial) where such simple calculations...

Voluntary Exchange vs. Coercive Force (Or: True Freedom vs. American Socialism)

Is it okay to covet your neighbor's property? And then take some of it? To spend on yourself? Or others? In America, the answer is a loud and...

Economic Death Watch In The Land Of Lincoln

How perfect is it that "the land of Lincoln" is leading the way in dramatically exposing the unsustainable evil at the foundation of the American economic system? For...

American Military Celebrates Gayness; Begs For Wrath Of God Upon America

The formula is simple: Pride kills. Repentance and submission to Christ saves - it saves people, cultures, and civilizations - while unrepentant pride kills the same...

Unplugging Sauron: Even Some In Washington Are Beginning To See The...

Even some fans of massive State power are beginning to grow weary of our increasingly Orwellian situation here in "the land of the free"...

A Multigenerational Example: How The American State Purposefully Disables And Enslaves...

What happens when the State wages war on Mommy and Daddy? What happens when the State assumes the role of Mommy and Daddy after killing...

Drag queen performance “horrifies” parents at public school talent show…but not...

If you thought that something like a literal drag queen erotic dance performance at a public school talent show would be enough to get parents...

One Way Or Another, Our “Free Money” Heroin Habit Is Coming...

The stock market soars. Home prices skyrocket. Our military grows, both in size and scope of activity. And we think that all is well...or at least better...

New FBC videos on gender chaos, freedom, and American Socialism.

Hello All, As we mentioned last week, we've recently started tinkering with a new video channel in support of the Fire Breathing Christian mission. The general idea...

The 10 Planks Of American Socialism

One of the most surreal aspects of modern American culture is the manner in which the vast majority of self-identified conservative Christians have simultaneously...

To bow or not to bow: President Trump, American pride, and...

To bow or not to bow. That is the question. Or at least it has been over the past few days of President Trump's diplomatic adventure to Saudi...

Reaping What We’ve Sown

In case you haven't noticed, repentance isn't exactly "a thing" here in 'Merica. Pride is. 'Cause we're clearly God's favorite. Without America, what would God do? What would...

How Mommy and Daddy America sold their kids into slavery.

"When you or I write a check there must be sufficient funds in our account to cover the check, but when the Federal Reserve...

Coulter Gets A Clue (Sort Of)

Here we are not even four months into Trumptopia and things are already so bad and so disappointing on so many levels that even...

How State-weaponized churches promote State-centered religion…and what to do about it.

Whatever the State can license or regulate, the State will weaponize to the benefit of the State. Whatever the State can control, the State will...

The Twilight Of Our Twilight Zone

Bruce Jenner. Bill Clinton. Donald Trump. America. Rebels come and rebels go. Wannabe empires rise and fall. The Kingdom of God advances over and through 'em all,...

DC isn’t the answer. DC is the problem.

What is - or should be, anyway - the most glaring lesson of the Bush/Clinton/Bush/Obama/Trump era? What should be the most obvious truth revealed by the manner in...

How To Drain The Swamp In Three Simple Steps

Wanna drain the swamp? I mean really drain the swamp. Starting right now. Contrary to popular opinion, it can be done. Yes, really. Here are three simple (not to...

Looking For Frodo (To Run For Congress)

Back when the Trump Train was steaming through the Republican primaries last summer, we asked two questions: Can overtly unbiblical power be seized and reliably...

The Dying Dinosaur Of Centralized Education

Dinosaur media empires are dying. Dinosaur business empires are dying. Dinosaur political empires are dying. But perhaps the most exciting (and important) news on the dino front is that...

We won’t drain the swamp of thieves until we drain the...

Many who passionately pulled the proverbial lever for The Donald to be come The President did so because they basically wanted to, figuratively if...

Let’s get the State out of our children’s heads, shall we?

Goliath towers. He thinks big, talks tough, and actually seems to believe in the inevitability of his victory. His gaggle of hangers-on and yes-men cheer...

Our Satanic Approach To Education Reveals Our Satanic Approach To God

One of the basic lies that we believe - and love - is the notion that we can have Jesus' stuff without having Jesus. Prosperity. Peace. Love. Beauty. Justice. Security. Law. We...

If a system can’t define “boy” and “girl”, we shouldn’t send...

What is a boy? What is a girl? These days, nobody seems to know, particularly the "professionals" running the State-managed children's education system in America. After...

The Neo-Con Goes On And On

Another week, another war. Welcome to 1984. Again. With the insanity of North Korea upon us, we are well served to at least pause long enough to...

Confronting (or at least noticing) America’s coordinated wars on privacy, liberty,...

As we roll from last week's story of the American Surveillance State spying on an American President-elect into this week's story of the American Military Industrial Complex clawing its way...

Connecting Obvious Dots, Part 1: America’s Masonic Problem

For those of you looking for a deep dive into the dark, cobwebbed corners of conspiracy theory, this post is not for you.  We're...

What if the US military was used to end the mass...

Today in America, hundreds of American baby boys and girls will be openly, systematically and "legally" murdered. They will then often be "legally" dismembered...

Republican leadership begs for Socialism. Literally.

How funny/sad would it be for a Republican leader to literally get down on his knees and beg for massive, life- and culture-shaping Socialist systems and...

You have to vote for TrumpCare to find out what’s in...

Oh yeah, Republicans are different. Republicans are our only real hope here in 'Merica. Trump will save us...from what, exactly? Socialism? Uh, no. Trump and the GOP are...

Turkey is our friend, Russia is our enemy, and we’ve always...

In Orwell's Nineteen Eighty-Four, the author presents us with a dystopic future in which a Western Super-state pursues perpetual war and public manipulation through, among other...
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