The Death Of “Man” (You can’t even use the word anymore)
Right about a year ago in a post titled Murdered language, murdered babies, and how one leads to the other, we addressed the manner in which the purposeful perversion of language plays a vital role in both initiating and perpetuating the decline of a culture into ultimately terminal darkness. In chronicling more recent steps being taken in […]
We’re not electing a pastor…so feel free to ignore everything the Bible says about character, wisdom, wickedness, virtue, vice, truth, judgment, success, and the wrath of God (via wicked leaders).
The fear of the LORD is the beginning of knowledge; fools despise wisdom and instruction. ~ Proverbs 1:7 The fear of the LORD is the beginning of wisdom, and the knowledge of the Holy One is insight. ~ Proverbs 9:10 . . . look for able men from all the people, men who fear God, who […]
What if Hitler and Stalin were in the Trump/Clinton slots on the ballot? Would we get a clue then?
What if Hitler and Stalin (literal clones, mere ideological replicas or whatever) were somehow in the Trump/Clinton slots on the ballot? (Some would argue that they are, but that’s not the point here.) What if Hitler had won the nomination of one of America’s two major political parties and Stalin had won the other? What would […]
Gay Old Party: How The GOP Is Trading Christians For Homosexuals
In case you haven’t noticed (and honestly, in order to miss it you have to be trying very hard to do so), the Republican Party is incredibly gay and getting more so by the minute. While we shouldn’t need much in the way of convincing on this, I thought it might be helpful to those of […]
Satanists leading invocations in American government? Sure. Why not?
Satanists leading invocations in American government? Sure. Why not? What could be more American than that? When “We the People” decided that we had the “right” to openly worship any god we like, then this what the real God was sure to give us in return. Put another way: He’s given us what we want. “We the […]
What Do Paganized Conservatives Mean By “Respect For The Law”?
“We must respect the law!” We hear this all the time, especially in election years, and most loudly from self-identified conservatives in America. But what does it mean? What do these “conservatives” mean when they say something like “we must respect the law”? Well, what they usually mean is this: The American State must be respected and obeyed as […]
Biblical Freedom vs. State Compulsion in Military Service (Or: Why the draft is evil.)
Who owns you? Does the American State own you or do you own you? According to most American Christians, particularly those of a self-identified conservative bent, if you are an able bodied male within a certain age range (which is always adjustable, of course), the American State owns you. If you are an able-bodied male […]
The Simple Reason Christians Must Oppose Public Schools
Jesus Christ is the essential core of children’s education…or He is not. There is no “middle ground” or third option where essential cores are concerned. Either they are essential and core, or they are not. Either Christ is the essential core of the pursuit of knowledge (also known as “education”) where the formation of young, […]
A simple, foolproof solution to the 501(c)(3) church problem.
For American churches experiencing some angst over what to do about preserving their precious State-sanctioned 501(c)(3) status, I respectfully offer for your consideration this simple, foolproof, and utterly biblical solution to the 501(c)(3) problem: Stop licensing/regulating church speech in accordance with standards imposed by the American State. Stop encouraging the ludicrous and dangerous notion that the State […]
The one (and only) way to save marriage and family in America (or anywhere else).
God raised up Pharaoh purposefully, as He has raised every God-hating tyrant and wannabe persecutor of His people throughout His creation of history. Likewise, God raises up plagues, wolves, adversities and adversaries of all sorts so that His nature might be revealed, His name might be glorified, and His people might be purified and strengthened through […]
How Christians Help America Enslave People, Families And Churches
When God ordained and defined the realms of self government, family government, church government and civil government, He wasn’t playing around. He was serious. Lovingly serious, as always. God created and has sufficiently revealed the roles, responsibilities and limitations of each of these spheres of governmental influence so that we might know how things work in His […]
America’s (Hard Earned) Political Buzzard Problem (See: Grant Starrett in Tennessee)
Buzzards circling overhead rarely constitute “a good sign”. And man, are the buzzards ever circling over America. These vultures take many forms and seem to be flocking and frolicking over pretty much every area of life here in “the land of the free” and the home of the NSA, but nowhere are they more obvious than in the […]
What if persecution is exactly what American Christianity needs?
As we draw closer to Election Day in America, we are predictably being encouraged to fear anything and everything but God so that we might then spin, rationalize, and fabricate all manner of imaginary cover to justify our supporting this year’s incarnation of “the lesser evil”, so that said evil might take us down the path to cultural implosion and […]
America Names New Warship After Gay Rapist Harvey Milk
How evil is America? How vulgar, vile, and openly at war with the God of creation have “We the People” become? While most Americans (especially most self-identified “conservative Christians”) are desperately anxious to avoid such questions, for those of us interested in dealing seriously with these important things, a great (and readily available) place to […]
What happens after Trump thumps Hillary in November?
For whatever my thoughts on such things are worth (which is probably somewhere between very little and absolutely nothing), I’ve been suspecting for a while now that Trump is probably gonna win this thing pretty big in November. If pressed for a guesstimate, I’d say The Donald will likely have the biggest blowout win since the […]
What The Republican Convention Taught Us About Christian Prostitution
For all of my adult life, and much of my pre-adult life, I’ve been very interested in politics. For most of my Christian adult life, I was a proud member of what I’d now describe as the Rush Limbaugh conservative camp and an ardent adherent of “lesser of two evils” political philosophy. Then, by the grace […]
Sermon Audio Files Posted (Score another one for the awesomeness of technology!)
How awesome are the opportunities we’ve been given? How amazing are the tools that God has provided? How cool is the technology that He has raised up for our use to proclaim His name and advance His Kingdom right here and now? Along those lines, I’m happy to share the following links to audio files […]
Filling The Great Commission Vacuum, Republican (And Democrat) Style
What do you do with a Great Commission sized vacuum? How do you fill a Great Commission shaped void? In America, the answer seems to be easy: You replace the Gospel-fueled Great Commission with the America-centered religion of American Statism. This America-centered religion is indeed a “big tent” operation, with a wide variety of expressions and flavors. […]
Republicans, Washington DC, And One Ring To Rule Us All
Can overtly unbiblical power be seized and reliably used for good? Or must it be destroyed? Can the intrusion of civil government into realms and areas of life beyond its very narrow, very small, God-ordained jurisdiction ever be expected to yield more help than damage or more good than evil in the culture upon which it […]
What do American Christians believe most about the Great Commission? That it can’t be done.
What do American Christians believe most about the Great Commission? Before diving into any potential answers, let’s take a moment to consider the most concise, clear reference point in Scripture regarding the Great Commission: And Jesus came and said to them, “All authority in heaven and on earth has been given to me. Go therefore […]
7 Things Christians Should Look For At The Republican Convention
Is more money what we need to save us? Maybe better corporate jobs? Or more corporate jobs? Or more corporate jobs paying more Federal Reserve-printed Monopoly money? Or better State-run Temples of anti-Christian children’s education? Or maybe a bigger military and a more empowered police state to “keep us safe”? Are these the things that we need to “Make […]
Conservatives Champion Trump As “Most Pro-Gay Candidate In American Electoral History”
Well, it’s that time again…Republican Party National Convention time! Ah yes, you can just feel the excitement…and taste the desperation. Few things convey our culture’s proud, arrogant, defiant devotion to pride over repentance as loudly and as clearly as national level Republican Party politics, and as the great American slide into darkness picks up steam, the […]
Pikachu!!! RUN FOR YOUR LIVES! (Or: When Christians are terrified by Pokemon, you know we’re in serious trouble.)
There are certain telltale signs of how the culture war is going. Whether we notice ’em or not, whether we like ’em or not when we do notice them, or whether we want to deal with them or not once we decide we don’t like ’em, they’re there all around us, jumping up and down […]
Foundations are the beginning, not the end. (So can we please get on with building something already?)
Countless ministries, organizations, churches and Christian business are dedicated to laying (or restoring) a firm foundation in what Hebrews 5 describes as “the elementary doctrines of Christ”. The nature of God. The nature of man. The fact of sin and the necessity of repentance, submission, and salvation. The sovereignty of God. These “elementary doctrines” are obviously important. They’re […]
From Babel To Pentecost: How The Kingdom Of God Is Built Upon The Ruins Of Enemy Empires
From the rubble of Babel through the fire of Pentecost, a Kingdom is rising. A Kingdom has come. Even now this Kingdom is conquering everything, building itself upon the ruins of all wannabes and pretend empires built by men who will not have Christ to rule over them. That’s what’s going on here, Christian. That’s why things […]
As America Begs For Tyranny To “Save It”, The Kingdom Of God Advances On All Fronts
One empire is dying. While another emerges. As I sat through about an hour of live coverage of the Dallas police shootings earlier tonight (please pray!), this heavy but beautiful truth seemed to become clearer with each passing minute of professional commentary and expert analysis, not that this was the goal of said experts, of course. […]
Milk, Meat, Maturity, and Grace (Hell Razer Report Podcast Episode 13)
In this installment of The Hell Razer Report, we consider the need to move beyond “the elementary things of Christ” (like TULIP) and on to maturity and depth so that we might actually build something of significance upon the perfect foundation laid for us. You can listen to the podcast by clicking here. Thank you […]
Hell Razer Report Podcast: 10 Things The US Flag Actually Stands For (HRR Episode 12)
In this episode of The Hell Razer Report, we run through 10 Things The US Flag Actually Stands For as originally posted in an article here last week, with some added observations and commentary. You can listen to the podcast by clicking here. Thank you as always for your prayers, encouragement, and support! If you know of […]
Some Thoughts On Satanic Conservatism
How long has paganized “conservatism”, often as wielded by the Republican Party in America, been actively escorting the culture to hell as the Left’s wingman? How long has secular “conservatism” been conceding point after point after point while marching its followers into the tyranny of American statism? At least for 150 years. Oh sure, the […]
The War For Independence…From Washington DC
It’s the fourth of July in America, and there’s something heavy in the air. Something both serious and surreal at the same time. It’s creepy and unnerving to some. Depressing and downright terrifying to others. And it’s getting a thicker with each passing year. Ideas, propaganda, hard realities, and desperate spin are ramping up all […]
Mocking The Prophets Of Baal: The Beauty And Power Of Christian Satire (And Why So Many People Hate It)
Should Christians ever openly mock the enemies of God? Should Christians ever publicly ridicule anti-Christian concepts, causes, and worldviews? Even when those concepts, causes, and worldviews are espoused by professing Christians? Should we? If so, how? What is appropriate? When is it appropriate? And why is it appropriate when it is appropriate? What forms of public mockery and […]
Please pray that Donald Trump will be saved from the evangelical leaders who are sacrificing him for political gain.
Is Donald Trump playing America’s politically obsessed and thoroughly paganized evangelicals like a bunch of cheap fiddles, just like pretty much every GOP nominee before him? Oh yeah. Sure thing. No doubt about it. No surprise either. But could it be that these evangelicals – particularly the leaders of American evangelicalism – are actually playing Trump? […]
America: Love Him or leave it!
‘Merica! Love it or leave it! How many times have you heard that one? More specifically, how many times have you heard some version of that line in response to any serious biblical testing of America in light of Scripture, however reasonable and respectful said testing may be? While there are definitely contexts in which a […]
10 Things The US Flag Actually Stands For
What with all the political posturing and campaigning kicking into high gear heading into the 4th of July of a presidential election year, it seems like a good time to take an honest, sober look at what the US flag actually represents right here and now in reality on planet earth, as opposed to what we […]
5 Beautiful Things About Brexit
Well whaddaya know? Something very big and very awesome just happened. To the great shock and disappointment of millions and millions of globalists, elitists, and dispensationalists across the globe, and in spite of all the fear-mongering, political pessimism, late-breaking polling data, and a general expectation of failure by many Christians enmeshed in a Left Behind […]
Profit And Profitability In The Kingdom Of God
One of the most debilitating fictions embraced by many professing Christians is the notion that wealth, profit, or the pursuit of wealth and profit are somehow inherently evil. This profoundly unbiblical notion has done much to clear the way for realms of business and economics to be overrun and dominated by anti-Christian worldviews, which then in turn employ the […]
No Uncle Scam, You Cannot Have Our Daughters – The Hell Razer Report Podcast (Episode 11)
Who owns you? Do you own you? Or does the American State own you? Put another way: Are you free? Or are you the property – the slave – of the State? In this episode of The Hell Razer Report, we consider recent legislation passed through the US Senate that would have women register for the draft, […]
Why Brexit Scares DC To Death (And Why That’s A Beautiful Thing) – The Hell Razer Report Podcast (Episode 10)
In last week’s installment of The Hell Razer Report podcast (sorry for sharing it here a week late!), we explored the upcoming “Brexit” vote that could enable Britain to finally leave the European Union. We examine how the concept of decentralization highlighted by this historic vote is both beautiful and ultimately inevitable as the Kingdom of God […]
Building Lifeboats Of Christian Culture As The American Titanic Sinks Beneath Our Feet (Part 1)
So what do we do now? More specifically, what do we as Christians in America do right here and now in the time and place in which our King has perfectly and purposefully positioned us? Which is another way of asking what Christians living by God’s grace in 2016 and on board the terminally broken and […]
The Ol’ Switcheroo: How We Use Counterfeits And Abuses Of God’s Law To Mock And Dismiss God’s Law
People have all kinds of motives and uses for the perversion of God’s Law. American “conservative Christians” and atheists routinely unite around use of counterfeit law or abuses of law as cover for dismissing or even openly mocking God’s Law as a credible basis for law here and now in the real world. One particularly clear example of […]
Precious Snowflake Syndrome
Ours is a culture increasingly defined by flakes. Precious Snowflakes. These Precious Snowflakes are all around us. They dominate our public schools, our government institutions, our corporate owned media, our fiat currency fueled economy, and even most of our self-described “conservative, Bible-preaching” churches. And they’re killing us. Ever so softly and nicely, with warm smiles and hugs, they’re doing […]
No, Uncle Scam. You cannot have our daughters.
Who owns you? Do you own you? Or does the American State own you? Put another way: Are you free? Or are you the property – the slave – of the State? From the American State’s perspective, there’s little doubt as to the answer: You no more own yourself than you can actually own a […]
When God Shouts And Nobody Listens: 5 Glaring Truths Most Americans Will Ignore Even After Orlando
There’s much to mourn in Orlando’s aftermath. There’s also much to thank God for in Orlando’s aftermath…including the opportunity mourn and notice things worth mourning. As the machinery of mass media and its legion of “experts” from across the political spectrum shift into overdrive in a relentless effort to spin the situation and maintain a narrative that suits […]
Why Brexit Scares DC To Death (And why that’s a beautiful thing)
Let’s start with some good news: It’s just a matter of time before Washington DC ceases to control the people living in what we now call America. One day soon there will be no more DC-centered power. One day soon there will be no pledges taken to the indivisible power of a DC-centered political beast. The time of […]
How One Inevitable (And Fast-Approaching) Tech Will Radically Change Our World
Believe it or not, things are getting better. Much better. All the time. Things are getting much better in many ways, yet we’re not inclined to notice ’em because of so many other things getting so much worse so quickly. And let’s face it: We’re much more inclined to dwell on the negative – the disaster […]
“God’s Gifts Of Technology And Decentralization” – The Hell Razer Report Podcast (Episode 9)
In this edition of The Hell Razer Report podcast, we explore the purpose and nature of technology, with an emphasis on the opportunities God is providing right here and now for the radical decentralization of power, as well as the economic and creative liberation of individuals, families, and local church bodies. You can access the program by clicking here. […]
Technology, Opportunity, Hope and Decentralization – Fire Breathing Christian Podcast Episode 8
In this episode we take a look at the incredible blessing that God is even now making available through His provision of rapidly improving technology. We explore several ways in which technology is being purposefully used by God to challenge and equip His people while also paving the way for radical decentralization of economic, industrial, […]
How fear-fueled politics compels cowardly American Christians to choose wicked leadership. – Fire Breathing Christian Podcast Episode 7
In this installment of The Fire Breathing Christian Podcast, we begin a week-long run of diving deep into subjects and issues shaping the culture around us, beginning with America’s fear-fueled approach to politics. We examine the useful myth of “the lesser evil” and take look at how we’ve allowed fear of everything and everyone but God to […]
How God’s Gift Of Technology Is Forcing Us To Think And Grow Biblically
Another day, another news story reporting on how automation is about to replace large numbers of human workers. Along with this comes the predictable combo of unbiblical joy and unbiblical fear – unbiblical joy in that those ridiculous McWorkers campaigning for fifteen bucks an hour are about to be replaced by R2-D2, and unbiblical fear that […]
“Should We Say The Pledge of Allegiance? (Hint: No.)” – The Hell Razer Report Podcast
Should we personally pledge our loyalty to the indivisible power of the State over us? Would the Founding Fathers have taken such a pledge during or after their very well documented rejection of such indivisible State power? Should we care that the American Pledge of Allegiance was written by a socialist in the late 1890s for […]
The End Times (Christian Satire) May Article List
Howdy and happy Memorial Day weekend! With May drawing to a close, it is time once again to share a list of articles from The End Times, our recently launched Christian satire site. So far, things are rolling along quite nicely. We’re very thankful for the mountain of encouraging feedback, prayers and support you’ve given us as […]
Our Gospel-Fueled Optimism
Howsabout this as cause for optimism: In the beginning, God created the heavens and the earth. . . ~ Genesis 1:1 In the beginning was the Word, and the Word was with God, and the Word was God. He was in the beginning with God. All things were made through him, and without him was not […]
Are we really free? Are we really brave? Do we even want to know?
Here we are in late May of 2016, and since asking the question “Are we really free?” in last year’s Memorial Weekend post, we’ve witnessed some truly amazing developments in a still very proud and still very much unrepentant America, including: ObamaCare has been validated by a Republican Supreme Court. The advance of even more Socialism […]
Clinton vs. Trump and American Christians vs. God
If Batman vs. Superman was bad (and it definitely was), then how should we categorize the ongoing barrage of teaser trailers for Clinton vs. Trump? How concerned should we be that fellow Christians seem to be once again falling right into the “Must Support The Lesser Evil” line? How alarmed should we be that American Christians seem to […]
America’s Increasingly Sensual Temples Of Statism (AKA “Public Schools”)
So what’s a typical American response to news that a high school girl was filmed having sex with 24-ish high school football players in a high school bathroom? “I trust [the school district] to take care of it.” and “I really do think that that is their job and they will take care of it.” It’s “their job”. It’s […]
“Always Remember: Apart from God’s grace, you and I are complete morons.” – The Hell Razer Report Podcast
How do we learn any good thing? . . . like basic bath, language, logic, table manners, or how to properly tie our shoes. . . How do we acquire any good thing? . . . like trade skills, economic sense, or material wealth. . . How do we cultivate any good thing? . . […]
“What is a Fire Breathing Christian?” (Radio interview on the Parker J Cole Show)
I recently had the opportunity to visit with Parker J Cole on her program and man, lemme tellya, it was both a blast and a joy! While the program normally runs an hour, we went on for an extra 30 minutes (that’s 90 minutes total) covering both basic and deeper things, diving deep and torching various sacred […]
How’s that “lesser of two evils” sewage tasting now?
While we may be tempted to feel all dirty, discouraged and downright icky at the prospect of America (led by American evangelicals) choosing Donald Trump and Hillary Clinton as this cycle’s left and right halves of the two-headed dragon that’s dragging what’s left of the culture to hell, it’s important to remember that there is much good that will – and […]
“Can We Please Stop Rearranging Deckchairs On the Public School Titanic?” – The Hell Razer Report Podcast
Do we want disciples of the State or disciples of Christ? Pick one. Choose this day whom you will serve…and to whom you will give over your children for mind-sculpting and worldview training. In this week’s episode of The Hell Razer Report we take a look at a popular saying regularly used by lazy American professing […]
How fast can the U.S. fall? Consider the U.S.S.R.
Why are we so prone to make an idol out of the State? Why are we so inclined to embrace the State as our ultimate provider and sustainer here in “the real world”? Why are we so automatically and unconsciously disposed to make the State our God in practice? The religion and worldview of Statism has been […]
Will Obama’s decree of open toilet education finally wake up Christian parents and inspire an exodus from public schools?
Here we are again: President Obama, serving quite effectively in his role as one of the more glaring judgments of God upon America, has decreed from the lofty heights of Washington that all American public schools are to embrace and enforce “open toilet education”. For those of you who’ve not yet heard the glorious news from on high […]
Political Eschatology: How Optimistic Anti-Christs and Pessimistic Christians Are Shaping America
How we view the future dramatically impacts how we conduct ourselves in the present. Is the culture destined to go to hell? Is the plunge of humanity into increasing darkness unstoppable? Is the complete death of culture and civilization inevitable? Or is the Gospel-fueled Great Commission actually going to accomplish what it aims to […]
“How Prince practiced what Christians pretend to believe.” – The Hell Razer Report Podcast
In this week’s episode of The Hell Razer Report, we consider the impact of the recently deceased pop culture icon Prince and how he embraced the application of his worldview in all that he did, including his art. We contrast Prince’s appreciation and application of a comprehensive (satanic) worldview with the lack of such comprehensive application by most professing […]
Trumpanomics 101: Just print more “money”!
So how does the increasingly Orwellian American Welfare/Warfare State seemingly manage to go on and on suspending the God-ordained laws of economics? How do we seem to hear more and more talk about how we’re “broke”, “out of money”, “deep in debt” and the like year after year while government power and programs only grow, grow, […]
Yes “Christian” Trump supporters, your daughters notice your hypocrisy…and are stripping accordingly.
What do you call a person (other than Donald Trump himself) who’s well known for their criticism of Bill Clinton’s open infidelity and abuse of women, Hillary Clinton’s power-mad enabling of that abuse, and Barack Obama’s proud assault upon the institutions of marriage and family, all while somehow managing to dismiss and ignore Donald Trump’s […]
#NeverPublicSchools actually accomplishes what #BoycottTarget and #NeverTrump never will.
Things seem to be getting wackier by the minute ’round here these days in ‘Merica, and while that might sometimes seem scary, what we need to see and appreciate in this increasingly surreal time is the incredible clarity that we are being given as the bubble world fiction in which American Christians have lived for […]
7 Things God Is Using Trump To Teach America
Thank God for Donald Trump! Yes, really. In The Donald’s ascendancy we are being graced with so much more clarity than we could ever have expected where our pride, unrepentance, and desperate condition as a people are concerned. God is indeed doing something “absolutely amazing” through Trump. So as we wade through the wails and […]
The End Times (Christian Satire) April Article List
Howdy All, The time has come for a monthly update on The End Times, our recently launched Christian satire site. Here’s a list of most of the articles that were run over at The End Times in April: Sauron To Seek GOP Nomination For Overlord Of Middle Earth Trump “Tells It Like It Is”, According To Millions Of […]
What if a million Target-protesting Christian parents yanked their kids out of public schools?
One of the telltale marks of a sucker is their propensity for easy distraction. Can we be easily manipulated? Are we emotion driven? Are we disinterested in detail or consistency? Are we happy and content to be spoon fed and led along by the nose? In other words, can we be easily directed toward the things a predator wants us to see and away […]
Prince was right about one big thing: Everything is spiritual.
Prince seemed to understand and appreciate one vital worldview forming fundamental in a way that is vigorously (and you might say religiously) avoided by most professing Christians permeating the culture that he reshaped and molded through his decidedly anti-Christ approach to music. Everything is theological. Everything is spiritual. Music is a vehicle for spirituality. It is a medium for the expression of […]
“Andrew Jackson, Harriet Tubman, and why arguing over Monopoly Money portraits is REALLY dumb.” – The Hell Razer Report Podcast
In this week’s episode of The Hell Razer Report, we explore the nature of America’s fiat economic construct in light of Proverbs 11:1 while encouraging Christians not to buy into the comical distractions being offered up where Andrew Jackson and Harriet Tubman are concerned. You can access this episode of The Hellrazer Report podcast by clicking here. Thank […]
“Real Men Don’t Tweet…Or Do They?” – The Hell Razer Report Podcast
In this episode of The Hellrazer Report podcast, we tackle recent news regarding North Carolina’s “bathroom bill” and the backlash it inspired from companies like Apple and PayPal. In this context, we consider how Christians are to interact with the products and services of top tier technology companies, particularly when those companies are run by people at war with the Kingdom […]
Maybe we should care less about whose face is on our fake money…and more about the fact that it’s fake money.
With recent news of Harriet Tubman being slated to replace Andrew Jackson on the Federal Reserve $20 Note, Americans from sea to shining sea are pouring out heartfelt, passionate praise and/or criticism, arguing for or against the change in portraits on American Monopoly Money. On the plus side, at least Americans are paying attention to […]
America’s Ongoing Black Mass: Satanists To Openly Worship In The Heartland (Again)
So, according to numerous reports, Satanists are openly advertising and planning (yet another) Black Mass in America, this time in the heartland state of Oklahoma. Before we get into the particulars of this installment of Black Mass Over America, let’s take a step back and get some perspective… A long time ago, in a galaxy not […]
Utah, Porn, and America’s imagined “freedom” to do evil.
On the plus side: Utah has declared pornography to be “a public health crisis”. On the not-so-plus side: America (Utah included) has declared and continues to declare the production, sale and purchase of porn to be a “God-given right” and “freedom” which must be vigorously protected by the full force and power of the American […]
Yes, the Bible trumps the Constitution here in America (and everywhere else in God’s creation).
With “The Bible Bill” once again getting national press as it nears the finish line in the Tennessee State General Assembly, which is to consider an override of Governor Bill Haslam’s veto later today, this seems like a good time to share a few simple truths – truths that are intensely despised and actively opposed by even most professing […]
Captain Picard/Professor X Goes Drag Queen
Well, at least Patrick Stewart wasn’t seen in public holding a Bible and taking a stand for its detailed application in the arts…or business…or law, civil government or anything else. That would be unforgivable. That could not be tolerated. That would have to be punished. But dress in full drag to promote a TV show? Oh yeah, that’s […]
What does a satanic approach to religious liberty get you? (Hint: America)
Right now, before our unbelieving eyes, whether we want to see it or not or whether we understand what we’re seeing or not, the one true God is crushing the world’s greatest advocate for a satanic approach to liberty under His heel. God is grinding America into dust. Put another way: America is breaking itself to pieces […]
Transgender Baptist Preachers: The Fruit of America’s Increasingly Gay Gospel
So now we have America’s first “transgender Baptist preacher”. Neato. Not surprising, of course, given that the typical Gospel presentation in the typical American Baptist church has been so gay and so small for so very long. Or that American “conservative Christians” have been freely feeding their children to the state for “education” in an explicitly satanic […]
How “Traditional Marriage” Helps Kill Biblical Marriage
As the culture war rages and severe (yet temporary) losses mount, the “good guys” are heard again and again to lament the bizarre, surreal, and unbelievable nature of it all. How can America be falling apart so quickly? How can the pillars of our culture and civilization be so successfully assaulted and brought to ruin in such […]
Charisma magazine actually believes Justin Bieber is taking “a bold stand for God”.
The last thing I thought I’d be doing today (or ever, in an ideal world) was checking in on Justin Bieber’s Twitter feed. Yet that’s exactly what I felt compelled to do in light of an article I read in order to see if there had been some massive (and most welcome) change in Mr. […]
If you’re so upset that your child’s school promotes the LGBTQ ‘Day of Silence’ on Friday, why do you keep sending them there?
So here comes this year’s Day of Silence as sponsored by the anti-Christian sexual chaos crowd, which will be supported by scads (and eventually all) State-run Temples of satanic “education”, where millions and millions of little boys and girls are freely shipped by professing Christian parents each weekday for immersion in an approach to life and knowledge first pitched by the […]
Andy Stanley, Joel Osteen, and how the bad theology of preaching fathers produces nightmarish preacher sons.
Weak theology and the inconsistent pursuit of Scripture by fathers naturally tends to produce worse theology and a more flagrant disregard for the Word of God in sons. Nowhere is this truth more evident than in the world of modern American Megachurchism. Joel Osteen and Andy Stanley are two more obvious examples of the day, with the latter […]
Yes, everything is purposeful. And that shouldn’t necessarily make you comfortable.
Yes, everything is purposeful. And that shouldn’t necessarily make us all comfortable. It is certainly true that everything – every thought, act, consequence and benefit to ever occur anywhere at any time in God’s creation – is perfectly ordained by Him to accomplish His purposes. There is not, as RC Sproul is known for saying, […]
What to do about PayPal. And Apple. And Target. And AT&T. And the fake money that fuels ’em all.
Back when I last lived in Seattle, I got connected with Eric Holmberg of The Apologetics Group. Eric was working on a manuscript for a documentary chronicling the sexual chaos movement and was looking for some help. The previous two times I’d lived in Seattle, I was quite comfortable avoiding the big Gay Pride Parade that rolled […]
Milk, Meat and Maturity: How dwelling on entry-level truth keeps Christians in the kiddie pool.)
The basics of the Gospel are no doubt supernatural beauties and profound truths worthy of infinite contemplation and celebration…but if we do not move through those matchless gems at the foundation of our faith and onto the deeper things and details made clear through them, we will remain forever stuck in the kiddie pool. If we do not […]
Clinton, Sanders, Trump, Cruz, and why “the numbers” will NEVER add up.
In America, the dollar literally trumps reality. At least for now, until it inevitably comes crashing down under the unbreakable laws of economics as authored, defined and sustained by God. In America, those atop the satanic fiat economic construct can literally create out of thin air however many dollars they need to do, fund, or bail […]
California and New York pass sweeping robot employment legislation (a.k.a. “minimum wage increases”).
With the passage of a $15 minimum wage into law in California and New York states this week, one thing is clear. Well, several mostly unfortunate and ugly things are clear, but one in particular that we will focus on is this: There is now even more reason to expect the rapid expansion of a […]
The End Times Recent Article List (Please Share)
For those of you who enjoy satire, here’s a list of recent articles posted at our new Christian satire site, The End Times: Cult Leader Hands Out Wrong Kool-Aid At Picnic, Has To Start Cult Over From Scratch In Desperate Last Ditch Effort To Destroy Ted Cruz Campaign, Jeb Bush Endorses Ted Cruz For President […]
Fire Breathing Christian, Mark II (Revised site is now up and running)
Hello again All, I want to touch base as promised to report that the revamped FBC site is now up and running, at least at a basic level. There’s still a whole lot of polishing and arranging to do, but the new site is up and should be running smoothly. I still have a lot to do […]
A Christian Response to Russell Moore’s “Pro-Life” Movement
For those of us still blaming “The Democrats” or “The Liberals” or “The Gays” or “The Progressives” for the already advanced and rapidly accelerating state of darkness and decay in our culture, we need to understand one critical and increasingly obvious fact while there’s still time: It is “conservatives” who claim to be Christians yet reject the Word of […]
Baby Buss III and Fire Breathing Christian, Mark II (Site will be under construction throughout the day)
Howdy y’all and Happy Wednesday! Some great news to announce: Baby Buss III is due in November! God is good! Please keep us in your prayers regarding this most awesome bit of news. Now on to some much less significant but still pretty cool stuff: First, The End Times satire site has gotten off to […]
“Building Bridges and Razing Hell Through The End Times” – The Hell Razer Report Podcast
In this week’s installment of The Hellrazer Report podcast, we encourage believers to seek and seize opportunities to advance the Kingdom of God wherever those opportunities may lie…even (and especially) when they’re not in our preferred areas (or comfort zones) and even when they don’t seem to “fit into our schedule”. In other words: Be careful what you […]
America Seeks To Reform Criminals By Giving Them Free Money
Sometimes it’s hard to know whether to run a story here at Fire Breathing Christian or over at our new satire site, The End Times, instead. This is one of those times. As the tragi-comedic nightmare of our fiat economic construct runs its course, we are going to see more and more inane and insane […]
Most working class jobs will soon be automated away. How are we going to deal with that?
“Most occupations that pay less than $20 an hour are likely to be automated into obsolescence.” Should this sentence frighten us? If so, why? And what, if anything, does this tell us about our faith? The sentence in question plays a central role in an interesting article entitled Robots Are Coming For Your Job, published this week […]
Risen. Ruling. Right now.
Jesus is risen. Jesus is King. Right now. All authority in heaven and on earth has been given to Him and even at this very moment He is in the process of resurrecting and reconciling all of His creation to Himself through the power of His Gospel. This reality defines all of life and creation. Back […]
Making All Things New vs. “Making America Great Again!”
As we wade through another season of Corporate/State-sponsored American Political Puppet Theater steeped in the predictable fear- and emotion-based unbiblical “solutions” offered up this time by the likes of Donald Trump, Hillary Clinton, Ted Cruz and Bernie Sanders, it’s important that we keep our eyes on the prize, our hands on the wheel, and our minds focused […]
Disney’s Big Gay Push Continues: All-American Icons Deployed To Destroy Americans
One of the more painfully obvious yet persistently ignored realities of our culture is the manner in which American Corporate power is routinely used to steer us away from the religion of Christianity and into the religion of American Statism (which is, from the perspective of American Corporate elites, a wholly owned subsidiary of American Corporate elites). Disney, […]
What if Cruz supporters yanked their little children from State-run schools?
What if Ted Cruz’s most vocal, passionate, all-in supporters took any 4-, 5-, 6-, 7-, 8-, 9-, or 10-year old children that they currently ship off to Temples of the State for “education” and yanked ’em out of that thoroughly satanic system? What if just half of them did so? What if just half of the […]